I just came across this:
The Playmobile Security Checkpoint.
Your kids can live out a pretend world where people strip off their shoes and belts to have their Snapple taken away from them while undercover TSA agents routinely smuggle in weapons during test exercises.
Honestly, I’d think it was something on Slop Art, if it weren’t listed at Amazon.
But why not embrace the ineffective implementation of police tactics?
(or is that strategy?)
I imagine children growing up with a very different, more ideally adapted set of values.
“OMG 2day = soooo awesome I got surveilled like 30* b4 lunch” Fer real.