Look Mom, More Twinkies!

I’m not really stuck on having Twinkies in the header.  I was just searching for continuity.  If showing the underbelly evidence of how they get the cream inside of Twinkies represented teaching art, I figured, why not have my own little trope?

The twinkie photos, BTW, were actually source material for a detour/little series of paintings I started in 2002 or 2003.  Never a good one, they segued into all the paintings I did on giant photo prints of sausages.  Raw bratwurst.  Five feet long.  Winners, every last; I’m also sort of glad I no longer have to listen to people tell me how I should try to copy Wim Delvoye, in a Deiter Roth sort of way.

If only I could have, I guess…

So, yeah, teaching is…  In the same way you know some people just won’t disappear from your life even when you don’t have much to do with them anymore, teaching art will come back to me.  Or, I to it.

Now though, I administrate art.  And how the things to administer are piling on.  Exciting things.  Good things.  Blind spots and obstacles I’ve never had to deal with before.  Not a lot of advice.  Mine field isn’t the right metaphor, it implies malice.  Maybe it’s more like I’m crossing the Alps.  You know, if all my elephants don’t die, it’ll be awfully cool to be on the other side.

When you teach, people you don’t know give you some nod to respect, a kind of appreciation, without knowing whether you’re even any good at what you do.  When you’re an art teacher, you get a genuine “aww that’s soooo nice!”, you help kids express themselves (whatever that is), more often than not on an understood assumption that this art is something no one is actually going to do as an working adult.  When you teach art in college, moreover as an (Assistant) Professor (the second word is the only operative one outside of academia) of art, you must have the intellectual deep inside scoop on the exotic world of the Artist (how do you double capitalize “A”?) . It’s a varied sea of mythologies, but it’s out there.

As an administrator, in art, and a government employee, I am now at least three things people don’t understand, may condescend, and possibly revile.  My job title may be among the greatest insults on right-wing radio.  Sure, that last part makes me kind of happy.  But, it’s not lost on me that, amidst coctails (bottled beer), I’ve gone from “Wow, I don’t have any idea about anything you do, you must be so great!” to “Oh, I don’t have any idea about anything you do.  I guess we need people to do, um, that.  You must feel great to have a secure job!”

I’m fine with that.  I don’t go out much anyway.


For the Last Time, the Recession is Not Good for Art

The argument I keep hearing goes something like this, “Now that all the idiots aren’t blowing hedge fund (or ponzi scheme) money on idiot art, all us here good artists can ascend to our rightful place.  People will now see the bargains on quality and everything will be OK.”

First, there’s the whole “quality” debate.  Quotation marks, I know… May I refer you to Dave Hickey in the February Art in America.  Honestly, if I didn’t fear the wrath of the Scathing Online Schoolmarm (were I to merit such attention) I’d have put both “good” and “art” in quotes.  Because, well, you know.

After that there’s tangible, social reality.

Alexandra Peers came down on my side in the NY Times http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/55021/. Or, I came down on hers — whichever it were.

She offers a more level, fact-based argument.

I’d like to add a different two cents.

First, I happen to have first hand knowledge that bad art exists at all price ranges, as does good art.  I sort of chafe at the implication that quality is somehow being suppressed by hipsters and wealthy art fashionistas.  There’s a bit of Van Gogh-ism in it — a romantic mythology of geniuses enduring obscure squalor.  A direct to DVD Disney movie.

Next, let me ask, what makes you think that all the people guffawing over themselves for having dropped a now-aging YBA‘s name over a $30 coctail will be interested in your “real” art, anyway?

Those who have unloaded  unheard of assloads of cash on Takashi Murakami sculptures (go ahead, click it) or on Damien Hirst’s best efforts to transubstantiate pure marketing into concrete form are not really looking for the capital “A” art of such rumored low-priced quality.  Different people want a lot of different things from the vast diaspora of what we used to call art, that we still call art.  I find it difficult to believe that the high-rollers have all been duped.  Their relationship with a thing we spell “a-r-t” is something different, something more Wall St., more K Street, an exchange of ambition; an air of the old, old world of the Collector.  The objects they buy and sell do indeed carry meaning, just like art does.  I’m inclined to believe they’ve been getting exactly what they wanted from their objects, and I’m not of a disposition to try to deny them any of it.

The art world, or any subsection of it, is very much a dialogue about what we value.  And, the values run deeper than the objects that convey them.  To think that someone fawning over Shephard Fairey will suddenly drop cash for a deep, extended, meaningful engagement with a two-dimensional surface is sort of silly, isn’t it?  It’s like saying, “You like toast.  Man, have I got some tacos you’ll just die for.”

Barring the possibility that newly unemployed art collecting elite bide their time with art appreciation classes, the best I can imagine is that if the fast-flying spectacles of the art world do indeed ride out on a wave of unfundedness, no more ironically post-ironic boobies to condescend over, at least a bunch of us will be less irritated when we finally get invited to a vernissage.

Meanwhile, my government-supported job to create opportunities for visual artists and (eventually) open an art center will plod right along in defiance of any market drop that comes our way.

“MeDoesn’tTeechArt” — Blog Name Crisis Reborn

So, it appears that I will not be teaching any art over the course of this semester after all.

The crux of it all boils down to the fact that I was hired to manage at an art center that is not open, has no set opening date, was supposed to open so many times so long ago that I’m not even sure when the first one of those was let alone know how much credence to give any one of those times, and seems to have no avenues through which I could change those facts.

As that is, I am currently working with niether a  job description nor a known schedule of future time commitments extra to the 9-5 work week.

Many people have different perceptions, apparently, of what that means for me.

Naturally, I have the least influence over the universally accepted perception of my job function — at least in terms of the most important things, like, um, keeping my job, receiving pay checks, etc.



On Friday, I served on a panel of judges for Fairfax County Public Schools Regional Scholastic Art Competition.  It was pretty cool.  I’d tell you who the winner of our category was, but I’m pretty sure, you know, being that the CIA is in that school district, that I shouldn’t.

I will say though, that seeing all the high school students’ work took me right back to those teenage years.  I think that’s a great compliment to the work — that it could be so revealing of the thoughts and attitudes of the students who made it.  The best of the work was really exceptional.  My sense is that, nationally, Fairfax Schools seem to be ahead of the curve in focusing their art curriculum on creative expression, rather than rote skill drawing, etc.  And, it shows.

So, not teaching, but a little teacherly-ness now and then…